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NFL Shenanigans: Week 17 Non-Prediction Predictions

These are the last games of the 2015 season. That makes me sad. On the other hand, we now get to watch playoff games instead of the Cowboys (Hey, does anybody know how things went with signing terrible person Greg Hardy ...

NFL Shenanigans: Week 13 Non-Prediction Predictions

Bengals at Browns The Browns plan for full bore self-destruction continues Sunday when they lose to the Bengals. Halfway through the game, third-string starting quarterback Austin Davis gets injured, and though the c...

It’s week 11, and I’m already starting to mourn the end of the season. This week is exciting, though, with so many teams still in the playoff hunt (shhhhhh...not you, Dolphins.) So I’ll stop wasting time and look into my murky crys...

NFL Shenanigans:  Week 10 Non-Prediction Predictions

Any football analyst can tell you what’s probably going to happen in this weekend’s games, but it takes a special kind of idiot to predict what definitely won’t happen. I am that idiot, and here are my non-predictions. Jaguars at Ravens...

NFL Shenanigans: Week 1 Predictions

“Are you ready for some football?” Dear God, y es. Yes, I am very ready for some football. It’s finally week one of the regular season. I have studied all the games and looked into my cloudy crystal ball to make some predictions fo...