Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where I break down the top praise, plaudits, and pontifications from America’s favorite fawning former coach. For the final, um, “Monday Night Football” broadcast of the year, Gruden and Tir...
To say that ESPN’s Monday Night Football coverage is prone to hyperbole would be, well, the biggest understatement in the history of sportswriting. From this point forward, The Wise Guy will be chronicling the choicest quotes of Tirico Suave, Jaws, an...
Greetings Gruden fans, The Wise Guy has finally returned from his European exile to reclaim his rightful place as TFG’s chief chronicler of America’s favorite fawning former coach. Much like Roddy White’s 2013 campaign, it is going to take some ti...
It’s another installment of “Positively Gruden!” your weekly Top Ten List of compliments, platitudes, and hyperboles from our favorite coach turned Monday Night Football analyst. This week, it took a good full quarter and a half ...
It’s time for another rendition of ‘Positively Gruden,’ which chronicles the top praise, plaudits and panegyric from America’s favorite fawning former coach. This week featured two teams historically on the opposite ends of the “clutchness” ...
Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” which (usually) chronicles the best cheers, compliments and commendations from America’s favorite fawning former coach. This week’s matchup—featuring the 0-6 Giants against the 1-4 Vikings...
Man, it’s so good to have him back. After nearly eight month of suffering through EGW (Extreme Gruden Withdrawal), America’s favorite fawning former coach returned with a bang on ESPN’s marquee Cowboys-Raiders preseason MNF matchu...
It’s time for another rendition of ‘Positively Gruden,’ which chronicles the cheers, compliments, and commendations from America’s favorite fawning former coach. After last week’s atrocity of a Giants-Vikings game, which prompted the first eve...
Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where I chronicle the top praise, plaudits, and pontifications from America’s favorite fawning former coach. As a diehard Bears fan, I was bracing for a long night of Grudenisms regaling ...
There’s nothing like a marquee Monday Night quarterback matchup to get you through the doldrums of the preseason. So, as I settled in with my customary sixer of Doritos Locos tacos and two-liter of Mr. Pibb in advance of the MNF Eagles-Patriots battle...