So you’re sitting pretty with the 9th pick in your draft and you want to nab an elite quarterback. The clear, and ridiculously enticing options this year are Aaron Rodgers and Michael Vick. But look at ten different draft boards and you’r...
After months of intense negotiations, The Wise Guy is happy to report that The Football Girl has agreed to end her lockout of my services and, well, let me back into the office. Contract terms are undisclosed, but let’s just say I’m earning well ove...
Every season new NFL stars catapult onto the scene from practically nowhere. Last year, no one took the league by storm more than Texans running back, Arian Foster. Foster led the league in rushing (1616) and TDs (18) in 2010, and is already considere...
Back in August 2009, before he made news with his stellar procreation abilities, then Chargers CB Antonio Cromartie was fined $2500 for the following Tweet: “Man we have 2 have the most nasty food of any team. Damn can we upgrade 4 str8 years the ...
Orlando Franklin Offensive Tackle University of Miami Projected Round: 2nd Orlando Franklin is an offen...
While a potential lockout looms over the 2011 NFL season, the NFL draft will be business as usual between April 28th-30th at Radio City Music Hall. Like last year, I’ll be bringing you a special Rookie Roundup series, with intimate profiles featur...
While a potential lockout looms over the 2011 NFL season, the NFL draft will be business as usual between April 28th-30th at Radio City Music Hall. Like last year, I’ll be bringing you a special Rookie Roundup series, with intimate profiles featuring ...
Every year, the Hollywood award season prompts a slew of cheesy Oscar spoofs. I assure you, this one will be no different. So in the spirit of honoring our fake heroes, I invite you to sit back and let your imaginations run wild. Picture Jay Cutler rockin...
Even with the 2011 NFL season in danger, the NFL draft will go on as always between April 28th-30th at Radio City Music Hall. Like last year, we’ll be bringing you a special Rookie Roundup series, with intimate profiles featu...
The 2010 NFL season has been expired for two weeks (weep weep) and while the 2011 season is majorly in flux, the NFL draft will go on between April 28th-30th at Radio City Music Hall. Like last year, I’ll be bringing you a specia...