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Party Time! Week 4’s Best Locker Room Victory Speeches

Ah the sweet smell of victory… and a bonus day off! Little in life is as jubilant as an NFL locker room after a win, especially for the players. Here are six from Week 4 that are sure to get your heart pumping. Rams 35 Cowboys 30 As crafty an offensive coordinator as ever, Sean McVay designed his speech to emphasize ageless wond...

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What We Learned From Tom Brady’s New TB12 Method Book

When I go to the resident Patriots bar in NYC, Professor Thom’s, I try to limit my consumption of nachos. Most days I use my ridiculously expensive Equinox membership and have mostly cut out Pumpkin Spice Lattes. I’ve never been a health nut, but do believe that balance is key. For Tom Brady, consistency in routine is one of the major fa...

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Patriots Fans Take Solace in Universal Hatred of Roger Goodell

MetLife Stadium is about ten miles outside of New York City in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Going out there from Manhattan is essentially the equivalent of following Moses around the desert for 40 years looking for the Promised Land. Nothing really ever comes up. To get to a MetLife function for work a few weeks back, I did what any self-respecting f...

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How I Artfully Transformed My Friend Into An NFL Fan

Let’s face it, men are dumb. Not dumb in the sense that they have limited cognitive abilities, but in the sense that they don’t know what they don’t know. And that makes them vulnerable to outwitting and manipulation. Sports, particularly football, bring out the worst in them. Every guy I’ve ever dated had a strong opinion on some team in the NF...

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First Impressions: The Best NFL Training Camp Arrivals

If the NFL subscribes to any one thing, it is sheer pageantry. Nowhere is our loving gawkfest of men in tights better illustrated than the four or so weeks of drills and practices known as training camp. The players (and their savvy marketers) know this full well and every year they exponentially play to their audience. Fro...

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