Where were you, Julio Jones owners, when you learned that your star receiver would miss the rest of the season? How did it compare with other semi-traumatic events in your recent past? On Tuesday night...
Murphy’s Law abiders saw this coming but didn’t sound the alarms in time. Just as we were girding ourselves for the most punishing bye week of the season to date — the Byepocalypse, as the prophets have called it — a tsunami of inj...
Now that we’ve reached the halfway point of the fantasy season, let’s take a look at the most pleasant surprises and the biggest flops to date. (For the flop list, we’ll exempt the players whose underachievement is mostly due to inju...
A friend of mine once lost a job, a girlfriend and a fantasy football playoff game in the span of a week. The fantasy loss upset him the most. “Our head chef was a psychopath,” said my friend, who’d been working ...
Imagine that you’re in group therapy, and the therapist leads you through that exercise where you fall backwards into the arms of a partner. Now imagine that your therapy is made up of starting NFL quarterbacks. Which one would you want ...
The end of the fantasy football season is at hand. But for the avid FF devotee, the end of the 2013 simply heralds the beginning of the 2014 season. It’s still a few days before Christmas 2013, but I thought it might...
Hello, dear reader. This is the first of what I hope to be many articles for The Football Girl. Before I heap scorn upon some NFL players, please allow me to introduce myself. Since 2000, I’ve been contributing fantasy football articles and player ra...