The Fashionista Girl: Mulling the Mullet

Hear ye, hear ye!  Jared Allen has trimmed his mullet!  In anticipation for his upcoming nuptials, the rifle-toting, MMA-loving Vikings DE has shed his brash trash look for something more understated.

Soon to be married, Allen no longer parties in the back.

Although I’ve never been a fan of the mullet, looking at Allen with his close-cut, I can see how it gave some edge to his otherwise ordinary, even innocuous-looking, features.  It’ll be interesting to see how long his coif stays all-business and, if he keeps the kempt look, whether his antics will also be cropped. It’s hard to believe I’m saying it, but perhaps a few others could stand to follow Mr. Allen’s lead.

The Fashionista Girl’s Short List of 2010 High-and-Tight Hopefuls

1) Jeremy Shockey

The Ken Doll look is dreamy.

2) Randy Moss

Just say no to cornrows!

3) Clay Matthews

A new cut would be so Felicity Season 2.

4) Joseph Addai

Paradoxically a more conservative cut could also breathe some joie de vivre into the ol’ Indy juggernaut.

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