The Fashionista Girl: Mulling the Mullet
Hear ye, hear ye! Jared Allen has trimmed his mullet! In anticipation for his upcoming nuptials, the rifle-toting, MMA-loving Vikings DE has shed his brash trash look for something more understated.
Soon to be married, Allen no longer parties in the back.
Although I’ve never been a fan of the mullet, looking at Allen with his close-cut, I can see how it gave some edge to his otherwise ordinary, even innocuous-looking, features. It’ll be interesting to see how long his coif stays all-business and, if he keeps the kempt look, whether his antics will also be cropped. It’s hard to believe I’m saying it, but perhaps a few others could stand to follow Mr. Allen’s lead.
The Fashionista Girl’s Short List of 2010 High-and-Tight Hopefuls
1) Jeremy Shockey
The Ken Doll look is dreamy.
2) Randy Moss
Just say no to cornrows!
3) Clay Matthews
A new cut would be so Felicity Season 2.
4) Joseph Addai
Paradoxically a more conservative cut could also breathe some joie de vivre into the ol’ Indy juggernaut.
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