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Big game. Big markets. Big QBs. Big rematch. Super Bowl XLVI could X-ceed all others in ratings. But how will its star players rate with Madison Avenue? Which Giants and Patriots will land seven-figure endorsement deals, go to Disneyland, and show up o...

By all accounts, this particular Super Bowl week has been relatively uneventful.  There has been minimal trash-talking, absolutely no scandals, and an overdose of Twitter jester, Chad Ochocinco.  Super Bowl XLIV’s major storylines are obvious: The Col...

The Jets, Cardinals and Bucs, among others are all looking for offensive linemen to fill a void left by injury or subpar performance. Within a week, 1184 NFL players will be unemployed when rosters are cut down to fifty-three.  Position battles are being...

Randy Moss may be representing himself after all.  A source close to Moss tells The Football Girl the wide receiver has decided “he’s probably not going to hire an agent.” This possible oscillation by Moss comes one week after ...

Being a non-fan in the land of Big Football has its challenges. Lucky for me, after , a friend sent me a link to Football 101 on TheFootballGirl.com. I’m still confused, but I’m learning a thing or two. Horse collar! Pooch kick! Amiright?...

This season has been a disaster in every sense of the word, and with a catastrophic seventh loss looming, I'm pulling out the big guns and playing the blame game. There's a lot to go around -- I have more ammo than the late Charlton Heston at an NRA Conve...

Every year, the Hollywood award season prompts a slew of cheesy Oscar spoofs. I assure you, this one will be no different. So in the spirit of honoring our fake heroes, I invite you to sit back and let your imaginations run wild. Picture Jay Cutler rockin...

Back in August 2009, before he made news with his stellar procreation abilities, then Chargers CB Antonio Cromartie was fined $2500 for the following Tweet:  “Man we have 2 have the most nasty food of any team. Damn can we upgrade 4 str8 years the ...

Recent Hall of Fame inductee made an art out of returning interceptions for scores. Understanding the context in which a pick-six happens is the only way it could be more enjoyable than it already is. Knowing  can intercept a pass and take it to the hou...