The Wise Guy

The Wise Guy is our media columnist. He majors in Jon Gruden with his signature Positively Gruden column, and has a minor in quarterback appearance.

Positively Gruden, Texans at Ravens: You Down with V.P.P.?

Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where we chronicle the top cheers, compliments, and commendations from America’s favorite fawning former coach. Well, it was another Monday Night snoozefest, with two inept offenses dueling to stu...

Predictably Romo: Welcome Home, Tony

Welcome to our now weekly rendition of  column, dedicated to the clairvoyance, excitement, and raw analytical abilities of the best thing to happen to the NFL since the read option.  Great expectation awaited Romo’s return to Dallas for their contest ...

Predictably Romo: Hold on, Didn’t Fireman Ed Retire?

Welcome to our weekly rendition of “Predictably Romo,” dedicated to the clairvoyance, excitement, and raw analytical abilities of the best thing to happen to the NFL since .  Last night’s Jets-Bills clash yielded the second straight dud of a game ...