The Wise Guy

The Wise Guy is our media columnist. He majors in Jon Gruden with his signature Positively Gruden column, and has a minor in quarterback appearance.

Positively Gruden, Falcons at Bucs: With Highest Honors

Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where we chronicle the top praise, plaudits, and pontifications from America’s favorite fawning former coach. The coach was especially amped up for last night’s Falcons-Bucs game due to his half...

Positively Gruden, Texans at Ravens: You Down with V.P.P.?

Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where we chronicle the top cheers, compliments, and commendations from America’s favorite fawning former coach. Well, it was another Monday Night snoozefest, with two inept offenses dueling to stu...

Predictably Romo: Welcome Home, Tony

Welcome to our now weekly rendition of  column, dedicated to the clairvoyance, excitement, and raw analytical abilities of the best thing to happen to the NFL since the read option.  Great expectation awaited Romo’s return to Dallas for their contest ...