Tom Brady finally reveals his Halloween costume

Inquiring minds really wanted to know about Tom Brady’s Halloween costume. After eschewing the question Sunday, Brady finally dropped the big reveal during his Monday morning segment with WEEI’s Kirk & Callahan.

“I think we’re some type of avocado and toast,” he said. “I don’t know which one. My wife bought the costume.”

Brady says Gisele bought the costumes on Amazon and they have not yet decided who will be the avocado and who will be the toast. Given Brady’s penchant for avocado ice cream and lack of penchant for carbs, we hope he dons the world’s most perfect food.

Either way here’s hoping Tom and Gisele don’t encounter any avocado-loving pirates on their trick-or-treat route.

Arrrrrgh!