TFG Columnists

The Fashionista Girl: Val Chulamorkodt

Val is TFG’s own Fashionista Girl. She fell in love with football while watching the 2006 Rose Bowl showdown between the Texas Longhorns and USC Trojans, and has been an armchair student of the game ever since.

Current obsessions: The Wildcat Play, Dallas Cowboys’ silver leggings, mango tartlets, all superfoods, Herve Leger dresses, platform heels, Vince Young, and Brett Favre’s baggy jersey.

Latest peeves: Commercial breaks, the QB protection debate, simple sugars, the bubble silhouette, and Boise State.

In her spare time, the Fashionista Girl earns a living as a lawyer and dreams of someday joining a flag football team.

THE WISE GUY: DAVE EMANUELSON

Dave bears no resemblance to the Three Stooges or a mobster, but a Wise Guy he is all the same.  He boasts an impressive pedigree as a big-time D.C. lawyer, 10-year streak of straight As from sixth grade to his junior year in college, former Division 1 athlete (golf, but still...), and a 82% percent success rate of predicting whether instant replays will be overturned. 

Dave never played football, but he's been to two Super Bowls (just the parties), walked the red carpet at the ESPYs, and once rode in an SUV with Brady Quinn.  He's currently a two-time defending champion of his fantasy football league.