Fantasy Football 2012: Top Fantasy Team Names
By: The Football Girl | Posted: August 19, 2012
As the old adage goes, you can tell a lot about a person by what they name their fantasy team. From humorous to nostalgic to just plain weird, there are a multitude of directions you can head with this vastly underrated aspect of fantasy.
Unlike every other fantasy decision, which can come with a heavy dose of hand holding, choosing a name is usually a blank easel from most owners. The pressure is on…unless you want a little creative assistance, which we’re here to provide. Don’t tell anyone!
With the help of The Wise Guy and several innovative minds on Twitter, here are some of the best fantasy team names for 2012, names that should give you instant credibility. With that credibility comes intimidation. With that intimidation comes confidence. And with that confidence comes wins. See, the importance of s stellar name cannot be stressed enough.
For this season we have chucked reliable standbys like “Double Dwayne Bowe” and “Vick in a Box.” While those names have been immensely popular for good reason, they are too commonplace now to achieve the kind of admiration from fellow owners they once did.
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