Bad Santa: NFL Holiday Gifts Gone Wrong

By: The Football Girl | Posted: December 19, 2010

Are you an NFL fan and known as a terrible gift-giver?  We have some perfect presents to throw under the Christmas tree - but buyers beware: your recipients must have a sense of humor.  If you have suggestions to add to this list, please toss them down the suggestion chimney below.

Pittsburgh Steelers Womens Mystic Memory II Thong

Ben Roethlisberger’s gift of choice, this Steelers thong lets you “show your desire down to your bare skin.” Unfortunately this thong looks a bit more like a cross between a maternity belt and a jock strap than anything in the sensual department, but hey, whatever floats your boat.  $12.99

“Through My Eyes,” by Tim Tebow

Whoever here wants to read a ghost-written memoir from a 23 year-old virgin rookie,  please raise your hand.  Think of all the great stories to be told, of going to church every Sunday, drinking soda and eating pizza on the weekends, and playing X-Box. $17.81.

Brad Childress Autographed Picture on Ebay

Happen to be one of the .000001% of fans who thought he shouldn’t have been fired from the Vikings?  Well, fortunately, his legacy lives on through eBay with this lovely autographed photo that will go to the highest bidder.  Act now while supplies are limited.  Or, you could just wait for the next Coors Light commercial, snap a screen grab, and ask for his signature when he greets you at the Minneapolis Wal-Mart.  $24.99

Washington Redskins Shot Glass

Our quarrel here is not with the shot glass itself, which is a common NFL-related gift, but the price: 21.99!  In pure Redskins fashion, Dan Snyder has jacked up the prices so high to gouge fans out of every last dime.  No doubt the product will suck as well (but at least you can get drunk).  $21.99

Centon Denver Broncos Edition NFL DataStick Keychain Flash Drive

OK, so you’re the “team videographer” and have been sent on a top- secret mission to film your opponents practice.  Mission accomplished, but does your computer's hard drive have the necessary disk space to save all your dirty work?  No need to worry.  Simply back it on up.  $50.00

The Official Brett Favre Birthday Greeting

{Insert your own joke}  Free

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CD
Posts: 5

Re: Bad Santa: NFL Holiday Gifts Gone Wrong
Reply #4 on : Wed December 22, 2010, 08:43:39

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Mery X-Mas Kevin

Kevin Piwowarski
Posts: 5

Tim Tebow Comment
Reply #3 on : Tue December 21, 2010, 13:13:02

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Maybe if more people would send a message like Tim our world would be a better place. All you people like to promote is the bad things in the world. Why not buy the book and read it and then comment back. Thanks and Merry CHRISTmas. I hope you are not one of those people that write x-mas and take Christ out of CHRISTmas.

Chris
Posts: 5

Funny!
Reply #2 on : Mon December 20, 2010, 10:11:47

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Love the Tebow and Childress ones!

Joe
Posts: 5

Absolutely Hilarious
Reply #1 on : Sun December 19, 2010, 10:12:46

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Laughed out loud. Please Santa, don't bring me any of these things!