The Wise Guy

The Wise Guy is our media columnist. He majors in Jon Gruden with his signature Positively Gruden column, and has a minor in quarterback appearance.

Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where we chronicle the top praise, plaudits, and pontifications from America’s favorite fawning former coach.  Like the Rams-49ers game a week ago, this week’s Texans-Steelers clash was complet...

Welcome to another rendition of “Positively Gruden,” where I chronicle the top compliments, commendations, and cheerleading from America’s favorite fawning former coach.  When the Bears hooked up with the Cowboys last week, Gruden was all about the...

Welcome to another season of recaps and quotes from the The League, the funniest show on TV nobody knows about.  Well, that isn't completely right.  After two seasons, the show (which plays on FX at 10:30) has attracted a cult following of fa...

Welcome to another rendition of ‘Positively Gruden,’ where we chronicle the top praise, plaudits, and pontifications from America’s favorite fawning former coach.  After several weeks of great games (and Grudenisms), we were due for a reset. And wh...

Welcome to another rendition of "Positively Gruden," where we chronicle that best compliments, absurdities, and hyperbole from our favorite former fawning coach.  Gruden was certainly in high spirits Monday Night, having just inked a deal that will keep ...

As many readers of this website know, I am both: (a) an avid Bears fan; and (b) a huge Jay Cutler apologist.  So, given last night’s debacle at the hands of the clearly much superior 49ers (seriously, is their O-Line made of former superheroes?), I can...

Good morning, Grudenites, time for your daily dose of “Positively Gruden,” where I break down the top absurdities, hyperbole, and just plain weirdness from Chucky, er, former coach Jon Gruden.  Based on the Ravens’ (4-1) and Jags (...